Top 5 Legit Reasons To Get Your Septic Tank Pumped In The Summer!

Let’s be real – talking about septic tanks isn’t exactly cocktail party chatter. But ignoring your septic tank can lead to some serious (and seriously smelly) consequences. So, let’s dive into the top five funny (yet important) reasons to get your septic tank pumped this summer with Michael Shaver Plumbing, Septic, & Dirt Works.

1. Avoid the Backyard Swamp Monster

Swamp Thing: Ever notice a suspiciously green, mushy spot in your yard? It’s not a new species of grass – it’s your septic system crying for help. Avoid turning your backyard into the set of a horror movie.

No More Muck: Save yourself from the gooey, smelly mess. Summer is perfect for dry land and easy access for our team to swoop in and save the day.

2. Stop Uninvited Nose-Wrinkling Guests

The Great Stink: Imagine hosting a BBQ and your septic tank decides to unleash its wrath. Suddenly, your perfectly grilled burgers are overshadowed by the scent of, well, something not so appetizing.

Breathe Easy: Pump your tank and keep your summer parties memorable for the right reasons – like that perfect watermelon salad recipe, not the odor that could peel paint.

3. Keep the Pool a Safe Zone

Splash Zone Safety: You know what’s worse than a cannonball splash? A cannonball splash that smells like septic tank overflow. Keep your pool a safe haven, not a hazmat zone.

Avoid the Brown Lagoon: Regular pumping keeps your septic system functioning, ensuring your pool stays a refreshing oasis, not a scene from a disaster movie.

4. Defy Gravity (and Backups)

The Law of Gross: What goes down must stay down. Nothing defies this law like a septic backup, where everything you’ve flushed decides to make a grand re-entrance.

Maintain Sanity: A pumped tank means no surprise visits from last week’s lasagna. Keep your plumbing flowing in the right direction with timely summer maintenance.

5. Keep Nature from Calling

Health Hazard: Overflowing septic tanks aren’t just gross – they’re hazardous. Contaminated groundwater is bad news for everyone. Don’t let your septic tank become a science experiment.

Stay Legal: Avoid fines and stay on Mother Nature’s good side. Regular pumping keeps you compliant and keeps your neighbors from side-eyeing you at the next HOA meeting.


Call Michael Shaver Plumbing, Septic, & Dirt Works Today!

Summer’s here, and the time is right to give your septic tank the love it deserves. Michael Shaver Plumbing, Septic, & Dirt Works is ready to swoop in like your personal septic superheroes.

Trust us, your backyard, nose, and guests will thank you!

Call 615-948-9198 for service today & get 10% OFF a Septic Riser in June.

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